Snort Laugh Saturday: Geography of a Woman

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:

• Between 18 & 22, a woman is like Africa, half dicovered, half wild, fertile & naturally beautiful.

• Between 23 & 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
• Between 31 & 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
• Between 36 & 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
• Between 41 & 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
• Between 51 & 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through the war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
• Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
• After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.  Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

• Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts.

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